Costume gorilla in a cage next to a bin of peanuts and a plastic skeleton

PEANUT GORILLA

$PEANUTGORILLA

they put him in a cage. we put him onchain.

live on robinhood chain

ca:0x413cd1fa457f0347ceab20a3f307c8ab92914d8c
Feed Him on NOXA

The Nut House

In 2018 Jason Calacanis was at a dive bar in Palo Alto having a drink with Elon Musk and it turned into a unicorn. The bar was Antonio's Nut House. Real place. Free peanuts, shells all over the floor, and a full size gorilla locked in a cage by the door. Calacanis became Robinhood's first angel investor.

The bar is gone now. The gorilla is not. We dusted the peanut shells off him and put him onchain. This is his second life and he is furious about it.

Screenshot of a 2018 tweet thread about a startup met at a Palo Alto dive bar
the thread this joke is built on. we are not him, he does not know we exist, we just liked the story.

Roll the Tape

think we made the bar up? antonio's nut house, on the record → antonio's nut house on summify

What's in the Cage

  • LP LOCKED FOREVER.

    liquidity is locked in noxa's v3 locker. nobody pulls the peanuts, not even us.

  • NO TAX.

    the gorilla does not take a cut of your trades.

  • NO TEAM TOKENS. NO PRESALE. NO VC.

    he was in a cage, not a boardroom.

  • TESTNET.

    this is a proof of concept right now. treat it like a toy, because it is one.

How to Feed Him

  1. get an evm wallet (rabby, metamask, or okx) and add robinhood chain.

  2. bridge in some eth.

  3. go to noxa, paste the contract address, swap.

  4. congratulations, you now own a piece of a costume gorilla from a bar that no longer exists.